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Flagpole Sitta (parody), lyric by Harvey Danger

from the songs album Where Have All The Merrymakers Gone?


I had visions i was in them
I was looking into the mirror
I couldn't get any queerer
Even if i tried

I'm a famous rock and roller
Look at me hey, i'm on m-t-v
I look like drew carey
And i'm big and fat
(but fat is where it's at)

I'm not straight, but i am fat
Now how bout that... i'm so fat

Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
And i can't stop eating
All i do is watch tv

Put me in the hospital for nerves
And hyper obesity
I'm 5'6" four hundred three
I could have been the biggest star on mtv god damn you

I'm not straight, but i am fat
Now how bout that... i'm so fat
I'm not straight, but i am fat
Now how bout that... i'm so fat

I wanna publish cd's
And be on mtv
I wanna write good songs
I can't but im tryin'
I'm not as good as sublime
Without my glasses im blind
I'm so damn blind
I'm so damn blind

Harvey danger, harvey danger
Now we're a big one hit wonder
Did you ever wonder
What we'll do after this song?

Hear the songs on my record
I swear to god that we won't be touring
Cause they're so damn boring
The agony of my clogged veins are killing me

I'm not straight, but i am fat
Now how bout that... i'm so fat
I'm not straight, but i am fat
Now how bout that... i'm so fat


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